Ode To My Red Shoes

O red shoes, my lovely red shoes

Before I owned you, what did I do?

You make me look stylish even when I feel fat
You make me feel happy when I want to say "Drat!"

My black pants are boring when you are not there

I love you so much, I might buy a spare

You are shiny and cute, more fun than a pap

You even have a reversible strap

My friend Marie has a pair of you too

But if someone else does I'll definitely sue

If I ever lost you, my soul would be bruised

Here's to you, my lovely red shoes